Christmas is the most beautiful time of the year, so prepare to conquer Instagram with the following Charming Christmas Instagram Captions.
If there’s a time when your Instagram game is strong, it’s during the holidays. After all, you’ve maybe got some time off, are spending more days with your family and friends, or are doing all these enjoyable wintertime activities. Consequently, you need to snap a photo for your social media.
And while we’re pretty sure you know your best angles, you may need help choosing the perfect Christmas Instagram captions for all your selfies and group shots. Our list below includes:
- Cute ideas.
Funny Christmas puns and jokes. - Captions inspired by your favorite holiday songs and Christmas movies.
- All you need to do is upload, post, and watch all the “likes” and comments flood in because you just #overwhelmed Instagram.
Clever Christmas Captions
The following Christmas captions are as merry as they are clever. Most of them would look excellent on a funny Christmas card and make your friends and family laugh out loud.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
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Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.
Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?
All the jingle ladies.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
Cute Christmas Captions
The following captions are as sweet as your Christmas cake. More importantly, they’re perfect for photos with family, friends, or for when you’re truly feeling the Christmas spirit.
There’s snow place like home.
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Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
All roads lead home for the holidays.
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.
Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.
Funny Christmas captions for Instagram
Regardless of what kind of Christmas caption you’d like to use, these funny phrases will help you sleigh the Instagram game this year.
Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star.
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Dear Santa…I can explain.
Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).
The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.
Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too)
Christmas Instagram Captions Inspired by Songs
These Christmas Instagram Captions Inspired by Songs will remind you to keep “rockin’ around the Christmas tree.” What’s more, it might be challenging to choose the right one because there are many good ones out there. However, every one of you has their favorite Christmas song. So, no doubt, each of you will pick a different verse.
And lastly, that’s where we help you make your favorite wishes selection easier.
“I won’t ask for much this Christmas. I won’t even wish for snow. And I’m just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe.”
– Mariah Carey, All I want for Christmas is You
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“Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true.” – The Pogues, Fairytale Of New York
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” — Bing Crosby, White Christmas
“Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, at the Christmas party hop.”
— Brenda Lee, Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree
“But as long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.”
– Dean Martin, Let it Snow
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your heart be light. From now on your troubles will be out of sight.”
– Judy Garland, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Hark, now hear the angels sing, a king was born today
And man will live for evermore, because of Christmas Day
For a moment the world was aglow, all the bells rang out
There were tears of joy and laughter, people shouted:
“Let everyone know, there is hope for all to find peace” – Jester Hairston, Mary’s Boy Child (Sung by Boney M and by Harry Belafonte)
The Conclusion of this Charming Christmas Instagram Captions article
If you love this list but want similar wishes and quotations, check our articles below, or write down your favorite ones in the comments. However, if you still haven’t had enough winter, we recommend reading our related article about Inspirational Winter Quotations.
